too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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