im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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