I CAN MOONWALK!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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