She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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