id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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