ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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