Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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