Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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