I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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