I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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