Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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