So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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