found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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