I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
only you would photoshop your dick
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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