i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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