Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
My cat gives me a boner
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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