i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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