Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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