Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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