he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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