I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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