fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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