i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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