i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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