so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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