I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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