I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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