i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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