no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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