I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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