It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
