They should really pass out barf bags in church
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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