It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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