You work out of a Hotel?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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