i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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