I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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