So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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