I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Sext me about skeletons
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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