the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
