i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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