Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Someone signed my nipple.
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