i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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