Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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