what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
21 ‘Don’t Say It’ Tweets That Are Gonna Get Said Every Damn Time
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.