He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.