Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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