you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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