suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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