You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Actions speak louder than pants.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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