And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You were trust falling into bushes
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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