She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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