I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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