Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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